|MAKE IT STOP!!; MAKE IT STOP!!|
There is this tiny-little-song-that-could that has exploded. And exploded again. And again...and again. It's technically called "Call Me Maybe." I prefer to call it "Herpes of the Ear Canal." It sounds like shit, and all I want is for it to go away and never come back.
The singer's name is Carly Rae Jepsen, and she is on every talk show. Every day. Singing this piece of shit song. I put the above video up sheerly as a point of reference. As you can see, she needs no more encouragement to keep singing this song. With hundreds of millions of views, this chick has been encouraged way too much as it is.
Every time I turn on my car, this shit is blaring from the radio. I immediately switch the station, and the song simply picks up at the exact same point the previous radio station left off.
It is like Bill Murray waking up to the same crappy day every.single.day. in Groundhog Day. Only, it happens every 30 minutes. Far worse than a daily occurrence.
I want to do to Carly Rae Jepsen exactly what "Phil Connors" did to "Ned Ryerson."