Diane Keaton has been couch-hopping the talk show circuit this week to promote the paperback release of her New York Times Bestselling memoir, Then Again. But something must have
been ingested happened between her visit with Ellen DeGeneres and her "trip" to hang with Stephen Colbert.
As a longtime fan of Krazy Keaton, I find this interview especially puzzling. Nobody plays quirky-neurotic as well as Lady Di, but it appears that the difference between Giggly-Hot-Mess-In-Random-RomCom Keaton and Book-Promo-Tour Keaton may be a substance or two.
What the FUCK is she on? My guess is that she had the hydrocodone cough syrup that makes winter sinus infections borderline-enjoyable as a sweet treat in Stephen Colbert's green room with MDMA-infused water for serotonin-stimulating hydration.
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