There are a plethora of words that I despise. However, today, I heard the word "panties" at least 10 times.
And the worst part is that the first time I heard it today was at Starbucks. At 7:45 a.m. From my regular Starbucks lady, JoAnn.
"Quad Iced Venti Soy Latté, hun? Sorry it took me a minute. My panties are itchin' today!"
"No lattés today, Miss JoAnn. I suddenly feel the need to cleanse. Trenta Iced Green Tea with no sweetener, please."